Prokaryote Season

''A single-celled organism doesn''t toil. It doesn''t stare at the ceiling and cry. It doesn''t have ill-fitting clothes. It doesn''t do anything, that''s the whole point. It just is.'' Sydney and ...

''A single-celled organism doesn''t toil. It doesn''t stare at the ceiling and cry. It doesn''t have ill-fitting clothes. It doesn''t do anything, that''s the whole point. It just is.'' Sydney and Laurelie are best friends searching for the contentment of oblivion. Failing that, they''d like to be adored. Laurelie, by their caustic boyfriend Trip, and Sydney by Laurelie. On a typical night partying in the woods, Sydney grows frustrated with their unrequited obsession for Laurelie, and asks for a wish to be granted by the curious cosmic creature Starman. Not only will Laurelie love Sydney, but