The Twat Files

Read The Twat Files and be one of the first to discover the truth behind the many, many times Dawn French has been a complete twat over the last sixty years.‘Charming and funny. A good reminder th ...

Read The Twat Files and be one of the first to discover the truth behind the many, many times Dawn French has been a complete twat over the last sixty years.‘Charming and funny. A good reminder that nobody''s perfect – and why would you want to be anyway?’ Independent ‘Great fun and highly-entertaining’ The Times----When I was younger I wanted to be an interesting, sophisticated, semi-heroic, multi-layered person. But being an actual twat is much more the real me. In The Twat Files I will tell you about all the times I''ve been a total and utter twat. The moments where I''ve misunderstood stuf